Hey, sloughing around the house today? Maybe cleaning out your sock drawer or something? Fire up and tune into Vitamin J’s web show over at JunoBeach.com
-he’s promising a hectic set list plus a lot of imbibing about Iggy Pop who was just in Minneapolis on Wednesday. Yow!
Iggy was just in Minneapolis.
Jeff is in Minneapolis.
I was going to try to pass this off as Vit J’s home page, I mean this one, I mean this…uh one.
(edit- what do you mean “sound of one hand clapping?”)
Gratuitous KP tour kick off stats. Bonus factor Rocker #1.
Hello Cleveland. Thank you and good night.
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and then to ponder some other thoughts….
“Much like Steven’s scarves on his mic stand are to him, my chain mic stand became my trademark.”
At first it was funny, but this scares me. But wait a minute….
If you stick it out to the end you get this:
“I was the only one from Rigor Mortis. Now I was feeling proud of myself! Maybe I do belong after all??”
*This made me laugh today.
(via an email I received today)-
Horrors of the Cubicle:
“I got called into the office two days ago, I came within a whisker of getting fired. They kept saying “what’s going on” over and over again. My production is supposed to be 100% and it’s at 30%. Then they said “are you on the internet all day?”, and “do you leave early every day?”, and “do you sleep at your desk?”. I looked them straight in the eye and denied everything. Then I told them I suffer from migraine headaches and massive ennui, but I would try to focus and work harder. Surprisingly, I did not get written up or receive any warnings to fly right, but I know the evil eye is staring at me 24-7″
-anonymously posted to save the guilty
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